Why I Hate Dating!
I am a romantic at heart and look forward to living happily ever after with a wonderful man …. BUT I do NOT like dating and the insane social landscape of characters that seem as if they would only exist in the movies!
* Celebrities who expect you to act like a groupie or fan & act offended when you don’t want to see them on demand.
* Men who tell you they are divorced but then their wives meet you in the parking lot to confront you after bible study! LOL. ..Wooo chile’ I’m trying to tell you!
* The bums who don’t have cars, ask you to pick them up, but won’t pump the gas, open your door or treat you to a milkshake when HE asks YOU out…LOL. ( no he wouldn’t be a bum if he didn’t have a car, but was a perfect gentleman).
*The guy who lies and says he is only 45 but when he shows up looks like the hunchback of Notre Dame and has all white hair
* The guy who breaks his neck looking @ another woman when he is sitting with you.
* The obnoxious foreigner who disagrees with EVERYTHING you say, but asks you to be his girlfriend within a half hour of meeting you and tries to follow you home.
* The idiot alcoholic who asks you to marry him & promises to pay all of your bills and won’t accept that you just want to be friends ( from a distance) but secretly, he calls on male hookers!! HAAAAAA!!
* ARAB men who try to convince you they are more black than the brothers because they were born in Africa ( Morocco) -now THAT CRAP was offensive
* Men who talk about wanting to marry you but can’t commit to calling when they say they will
* Men who …dang, I really could go on and on and on… but… Maybe I should save it for a book…lol.
* Oh wait, the record executive who asks you to come in to his office to pick up music and to talk business, but will never talk about anything, but how much he “LIKES YOU” within less than 24 hours and in every convesation thereafter.
* The cute “African Boy” who offers to cook you dinner, walk your dog every day…lol.. now that was cute… I haven’t turned down the offer.. after all, he is in a rock band.. HAHA!
* The Nigerian who mentioned making me his wife at age 13!!.. MAAAAAMAAAAAA!!
* The needy Jamaican who won’t take no for an answer.
His mother says, “My son is a goood man… I know, becuase I growed him up from the ground with my own hands! ” lol.
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LOL. The ending’s …
LOL. The ending’s hilarious!
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@AllOtherNamesTaken2 Hey, life is hard! lol.. Perhaps if you just lay back and be cool.. say “Hello” compliment and then start a conversation about something other than..”where is your man, you MUST be married: >> lol.. You might make a new friend … instead of a pick-up.. That can develop into something after a while!
As a woman, I HATE feeling like I am being PICKED UP..lol. What am I , a cantaloupe in the produce section? I think pick up lines are old these days. Best wishes to you.
OMFG! I don’t make …
OMFG! I don’t make any of these mistakes and I still fail at picking up women! It seems incredible to me that people exist who are stupid enough to do that more than once, and yet have more success than me. GAAAH!
Get away from my …
Get away from my daddy… Ha! That kid is funny … Ha!
I just had to block …
I just had to block a pervert on my online dating profile for sending me the FIRST message talking about what he wanted to do to my lips.. and no it was not a brother.. they are usually MUCH more respectful than that . He sent more messages, but I just deleted them all. lol. LOSERS.
LMAO i had a guy …
LMAO i had a guy tell me one time how my lips were so sexi and how he wanted to bite them off. i was like WTF?
OMG 1:03 – 1:07 …
OMG 1:03 – 1:07 really happened to me before…the kicker is he was the one who asked me out. I LMAO when I saw this. I swear TP was sitting in on my date lol. This was too funny! Love Gabrielle Union and Tracee Ellis Ross.
this is bull crap …
this is bull crap you ladies believe all this mess
I love this movie.. …
I love this movie.. I hope TP does a sequel.. and that there is a wedding to follow.. woo hooo!
Just goes to show.. …
Just goes to show.. the right one doesn’t equal what the “right one” looks like on paper.. .”I’m a lawyer….me too!”.. Did you notice that the wife, looks just like the sassy little girls from the movie and the one that is in House of Payne? I think she is the real life mom of the 3 girls who play the daughter in the film.. the boy might be hers as well! lol..
Bad but kids…lol.. They did a great job though. Its a good movie.. it really is. I think Tyler’s romantic comedies are better!
Thank you for …
Thank you for watching!!
Haha, that dude was …
Haha, that dude was playing with the crystal glasses!! Funny.
-AYYY! AYYY!!! You got some Chinese food.
Love Gabrielle Union. You made me want to watch this movie, ENC.
Damn, why Chris had to have all of that… a pregnant woman and kids. Damn!!
wow. this was good.
wow. this was good.
yay, idris elba, …
yay, idris elba, always good to see him ;~) !!
thanks!
Thank you.
Thank you.
Lol…. you would …
Lol…. you would have fallen over backward if you had seen her in person on the set of Football Wives.. she makes a sitster want to work out!! LOL.
5 stars
5 stars
I love me some …
I love me some gabrielle union,=fine self.