Katy Perry – Teenage Dream PARODY – DATE AN ASIAN GUY
August 22, 2010 | 6 Comments
The asian adaptation of Katy Perry’s hit single Teenage Dream. The song is a spoof!
The song is about how white girls should give asian guys a chance!! just give it a try!
Sorry about my singing, i’m not really the best lol.
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Here are the lyrics:
I think you’re pretty on your facebook page.
You’re perfect for me in every possible way.
But I’m too nerdy.
As you can see I’m chinese, I’m chinese!
I calculated the chance that you’ll like me, ’cause I’m addicted to you. You’re kind of like rice.
I sleep with a red mushroom. My clock is an Ultra-man! Ultra-man!!!
Let’s go all.. the way tonight
We will sing! And eat rice!
You won’t know that you don’t like
Asian guys unless you give it a try!
[Chorus]
I’m Chinese
You make me want to do tai-chi
I’m so tasty like bubble tea
Give me a chance and DATE AN ASIAN GUY DATE AN ASIAN GUY
Can’t you see
I can help you with the SAT
Look me up my name is Ching-Chang Lee
So take a chance and DATE AN ASIAN GUY DATE AN ASIAN GUY
Listen to me
Here is my philosophy:
Confucius tell me…
If you study and work hard everyday, then one day, you will be a sex symbol.
[Chorus]
And when I see you dancing
Then my little thing
Turns into Yao Ming
Tonight!!!
You don’t know if you like me
I’m trying to make you see
Who I can be
Alright?
Oh my homey jesus! How is your kung fu so strong???
Because I am an Asian guy.
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Duration : 0:3:36
Q&A: Flirting Tips – How to Deal With That Awkward Silence
August 21, 2010 | Leave a Comment
Love & Sex Answers: http://bit.ly/DanAndJenn — Question: I want to know what to say when it gets all silent when youâre talking to girl, I really don't know what to say next? I feel like i talked about everything …please help, thanks!
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Duration : 2 min 5 sec
Q&A: Kissing Tips
August 16, 2010 | Leave a Comment
Love & Sex Answers: http://bit.ly/DanAndJenn — Question: Do you have any good kissing tips?
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Duration : 2 min 42 sec
“Disaster Date” – Fantasy Baseball Guy (Geoff Keith)
August 13, 2010 | 4 Comments
MTV’s Disaster Date. From Season 2. Actor Geoff Keith. Love ya!
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Duration : 0:7:30
Q&A: Kissing Tips
August 12, 2010 | Leave a Comment
Love & Sex Answers: http://bit.ly/DanAndJenn — Question: Do you have any good kissing tips?
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Duration : 2 min 42 sec