Speed Dating – Uptight Woman

Matt has a hard time connecting to an uber professional.

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25 Responses to “Speed Dating – Uptight Woman”

  1. ozadiction on June 14th, 2010 4:56 am

    No.
    Just…no.

    No.
    Just…no.

  2. Gixxerkartman on June 14th, 2010 4:56 am

    Pick up the nearest …
    Pick up the nearest deadly object and swing it at her face.

  3. ctubeyea on June 14th, 2010 4:56 am

    you should, she’s …
    you should, she’s hot.

    bet she’d be a freak in bed

  4. Akrombio on June 14th, 2010 4:56 am

    u should take her …
    u should take her on a second date, but only to beat her up and leave her in a ditch on the sideroad. that should teach her about life and that society is just an illusion ppl wrap themselves up with.

  5. Akrombio on June 14th, 2010 4:56 am

    you look like the …
    you look like the guy on Green Mile. the crazy one. lol

  6. gardnerbm on June 14th, 2010 4:56 am

    dont worry, She …
    dont worry, She will keep your application on file LOL

  7. LivTheLife on June 14th, 2010 4:56 am

    lol its like an …
    lol its like an interview for a job

  8. happymana on June 14th, 2010 4:56 am

    They just like the …
    They just like the Muscle types. Good luck to em.

  9. gaelgeseomra on June 14th, 2010 4:56 am

    that was like going …
    that was like going for a job.yuuuuk

  10. seanThree16 on June 14th, 2010 4:56 am

    I would have downed …
    I would have downed her wine right when she asked me my five year plan, that would have been awesome and cause the date’s already over at that point. She would either think you are totally badass and love you to death for it, or she would insult you and walk away, either way you are doing something awesome AND getting some free wine.

  11. i10azns on June 14th, 2010 4:56 am

    She’s hot. why not?
    She’s hot. why not?

  12. InfiniteMushroom on June 14th, 2010 4:56 am

    I would’ve waved …
    I would’ve waved her off right away. Tell her to go be a pretentious poseur in front of some other loser who will put up with it.

  13. stephtang70 on June 14th, 2010 4:56 am

    lol
    lol

  14. northwind72000 on June 14th, 2010 4:56 am

    Seriously? I know …
    Seriously? I know its a comedy but guys, you can’t jump through a woman’s hoops like that. She wasn’t even attractive enough to be tempted. I would have said, I know this is only 2 minutes, but we are going to shorten this to 10 seconds, have a nice day and Adios!

  15. thegirclub on June 14th, 2010 4:56 am

    lol
    lol

  16. katuni08 on June 14th, 2010 4:56 am

    Also better than …
    Also better than the other 2

  17. 1yogalover on June 14th, 2010 4:56 am

    I don’t think SHE …
    I don’t think SHE wants a 2nd date:(

  18. KellyLe9 on June 14th, 2010 4:56 am

    im asian
    im asian

  19. madnessdexter on June 14th, 2010 4:56 am

    i like her.. …
    i like her.. finally a woman with forms, procedures, and guidelines.

    kinda like doing the tax or requisitioning for a new office computer..
    pretty hot.

  20. mrbriscoe2001 on June 14th, 2010 4:56 am

    Well,she could have …
    Well,she could have been worse;usually Asian women never smile when they cut your nuts off.

  21. Spikeaccost on June 14th, 2010 4:56 am

    definitely this one …
    definitely this one! Give her a 2nd date

  22. AtariMaxiToriyama on June 14th, 2010 4:56 am

    I respect a smart …
    I respect a smart woman, even if she’s unrealistic, so– definitely date her again.
    I’d LOVE to see what would happen.

  23. lisasummings on June 14th, 2010 4:56 am

    This reminds me how …
    This reminds me how I met my hawt g/f on KissKnot d0t c0m

  24. 909hiphopgirl on June 14th, 2010 4:56 am

    she scares me if i …
    she scares me if i were you i wouldn’t date her

  25. katlover13 on June 14th, 2010 4:56 am

    no..shes a bitch!!! …
    no..shes a bitch!!!!!!!..n who goes to a date in a freakin suit?!?!?!?

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